Twitter needs to add some spell check. Stat! (35 Photos)

Donut (or doughnut in England, still not Dognut)

Colon is in the butt. Cologne is the nice smelling fragrance spray sold to men.

First of all, there is no word spelled f-i-r-s-t-a-b-l-e.

Don’t take for granted, how important it is to spell.

Hand-Me-Down

Hippocrates was Greek physician of the Age of Pericles, and is considered one of the most outstanding figures in the history of medicine.

I believe the phrase she is looking for is “defense mechanism.”

Caesar Salad

Suicide (unless this is some kind of TMNT code)

Lactose Intolerance

Ambience

Time heals all wounds. Depending on your doctor, you may heal your womb as well.