Classic comedy movie quotes that you’ll never forget (20 Photos)

I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley. – Airplane!

Just when I thought you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this. And totally redeem yourself! – Dumb and Dumber

You’re so money and you don’t even know it. – Swingers

There’s no crying in baseball. – A League of Their Own

This one time at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy. – American Pie

That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older. They stay the same age. – Dazed and Confused

Gentleman, you can’t fight in here! This is the war room! – Dr. Strangelove

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis. – Billy Madison

The rug really tied the room together. – The Big Lebowski

I was born a poor black child. – The Jerk

Yes, it’s true. This man has no dick. – Ghostbusters

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Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. You’re cool. And fuck you, I’m out. – Half Baked

I’m in a glass case of emotion! – Anchorman

Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of “Everybody Loves Raymond.” Only it doesn’t last 22 minutes, it lasts forever. – Knocked Up

I wouldn’t say I’ve been “missing it,” Bob. – Office Space

May the Schwartz be with you. – Spaceballs

These go to eleven. – This is Spinal Tap

How can we teach children to read, if they can’t even fit inside the building? – Zoolander

Fat guy in a little coat. – Tommy Boy What are your favorite one-liners from comedies?