I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley. – Airplane!
Just when I thought you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this. And totally redeem yourself! – Dumb and Dumber
You’re so money and you don’t even know it. – Swingers
There’s no crying in baseball. – A League of Their Own
This one time at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy. – American Pie
That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older. They stay the same age. – Dazed and Confused
Gentleman, you can’t fight in here! This is the war room! – Dr. Strangelove
If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis. – Billy Madison
The rug really tied the room together. – The Big Lebowski
I was born a poor black child. – The Jerk
Yes, it’s true. This man has no dick. – Ghostbusters
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Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. You’re cool. And fuck you, I’m out. – Half Baked
I’m in a glass case of emotion! – Anchorman
Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of “Everybody Loves Raymond.” Only it doesn’t last 22 minutes, it lasts forever. – Knocked Up
I wouldn’t say I’ve been “missing it,” Bob. – Office Space
May the Schwartz be with you. – Spaceballs
These go to eleven. – This is Spinal Tap
How can we teach children to read, if they can’t even fit inside the building? – Zoolander
Fat guy in a little coat. – Tommy Boy What are your favorite one-liners from comedies?