So a hunter is out one day deer hunting when all of a sudden he feels a tap on his shoulder. To his surprise the hunter turns around to find a bear standing on two legs; then the bear swats away the hunter's gun and continues to say "Alright I will give you two choices, either let me rape you, or I will maul you right here" so the hunter, not having much of a choice, lets the bear rape him. When the bear is finished, the hunter goes home in deep shame and anger. The next day the hunter is very angry and decides to hunt down and kill the bear that raped him; so he grabs another one of his guns and takes off. He's out in the woods again looking for the bear then feels a tap on his shoulder. The hunter turns around to find the bear, again. The bear swats away his gun and says "You know the drill, let me rape you, or maul you!" The hunter infuriated bends over to let the bear rape him. Then again when the bear was finished the hunter goes home. The next day the hunter is enraged and is determined to find and kill the bear; so he grabs yet another one of his guns and heads out. The hunter is in the woods, feels another tap on his shoulder to see the bear. The bear swats away his gun and says "You don't come here for the hunting do you?!"
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