Grab a gun and kill it, didn't want no kid

That is true torture

Alternate universe

They both get dusted anyway...

Night Guard for the local cemetary.

Executioner might be a good job for you.

Data Entry is great

Its bad math that is designed to be intentionally confusing. The 98 and 1 comes from two unrelated numbers. The 98 already includes the extra dollar, the two dollars that are missing are obviously the two that he returned. This meme has been here before and I don't like it. People have enough trouble with math without being intentionally confused.

The total would be 97 which is the money that went to the shirt

Why did he add, that should be subtracted

Why

Being an immortal 12 year old only gets you so far when there's over 1000 Pokemon...

I didn't know you could date the University of Central Arkansas

To whoever did the server cable management. I came!

W is above the S

Gamers would know thats not right