+89 / -4
I was just at a concert in an outdoor amphitheater. We were sitting at the top of the lawn area (so way in the back). A drunk girl and her friend were walking up the hill in front of where we were sitting, and just as they reached the top, drunk girl proceeds to fall down (she just fell, not tumbled back down the hill). Without missing a beat, one of the guys in our party calls out "sniper!" I was first confused by this, but then I thought about it and realized it was the funniest thing I had heard in quite a while.